外企辞职信范文 篇1
亲爱的公司领导
在10月1日我将接受在巴吞鲁日X公司的人力资源总监的职位。因此，请在9月30日前，接受我在AAA联营公司人力资源部福利和补偿协调员的辞职请求。
这个决定对我来说是很困难，因为我非常享受在这里的工作关系。这份职位给了我在人力资源领域内协助其他协调员很大的自由，并且，我获得了很多相关领域的技能。这些交叉训练的机会对我来说是非常宝贵的，在一个更正式，课堂环境，我能够在管理中使用培训中的优秀技能，人际交往能力，写作和口头陈述。为了AAA(公司)和我所有这些锻炼都是值得努力的。
当我去到新的职位，我会给予在这里学习到的管理经验和哲学最大的尊敬并且感恩在我职业生涯中给予帮助的人们
感谢您让你给我在公司体验到了7年的有价值的经验
外企辞职信范文 篇2
dear,
as a graduate of an institution of higher education, i have a few very basic expectations. chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. after your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, i can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time. asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything i do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. i was hired because i know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.
you will never understand computers. something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. you will also never understand why people hate you, but i am going to try and explain it to you, even though i am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an ip address is. your shiny new imac has more personality than you ever will.
you walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. you have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. in a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. managers like you are a sad proof of the dilbert principle.
since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, i am forced to tender my resignation. however, i have a few parting thoughts.
1. when someone calls you in reference to employment, it is
illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. the most you can say to hurt me is i prefer not to comment. i will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your own.
2. i have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five years. if you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. i do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.
3. when you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. suffice it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the
authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (try to use a spell check please; i hate having to correct your mistakes.)
thank you for your time, and i expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. one word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. never screw with your systems administrator. why? because they know what you do with all that free time!
wishing you a grand and glorious day.
外企辞职信范文 篇3
Dear Mr. Smith, As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.
Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time. You will never understand computers.
Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.
copyright dedecms You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation.
However, I have a few parting thoughts. 1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to comment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own. 2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files.
I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration. 3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are.
Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.) Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time! Wishing you a grand and glorious day.